How do I get rid of my chubby cheeks?

It dawned on me all of the sudden, as I looked down at my new replacement driver's license a few days ago. I have a really fat face! I look like a mentally retarded beaver for Christ's sake! No wonder women don't look at me anymore. About a month ago, a lady friend of mine came into the Publix where I work, and told me I looked "hot". I mistakenly took it as a compliment, not realizing that wasn't what she meant. Apparently I was sweating profusely from the heat outside, not realizing what was going on. "That's not what I meant", she explained. I muttered: "I'm just a bit out of it today; you'll have to forgive me". Then she just turned away in disgust. I had made a complete fool of myself. I'm rarely one to look in the mirror anymore, because I'm afraid of what I'll see looking back at me. The stuff nightmares are made of. Anyhow, how do I rescue myself from this horrible fate? Will I always look like Jabba the Hut (my older brother's description for my disgusting appearance, or should I move to Kansas, and join a circus sideshow? Is there any hope for me?